He looks like some kind of straight white boy mermaid
iguanamouth PLEASE MAKE THIS A THING
if we date im literally stealing all your sweatpants and hoodies
o yea the 90s. the 90s were great. fuckin sick. raw as hell. learning how to speak. crying for no reason. shitting in my diaper
“Dude I don’t know what the fuck happened. I was robbing some bitch and the next thing I know I’m being choked out by a fcker that can’t use his legs…..”
THE GUY WITH THE CAUTION WET FLOOR SIGN THOUGH. HE IS MY HERO BECAUSE HE DIDN’T EVEN STOP HE JUST GRABBED IT LIKE ‘WEAPON GET’AND HE SPANKED HIM WITH IT
We freed them…but at what cost?
that ball wasn’t there to trap them
it was to protect us
thats my favourite animal
why are there some lipsticks like $30 please calm down you glorified red crayon
My parents are asleep quick reblog this post with skeletons saying bad words
they should really stop making movies like the purge because americans are stupid enough to try to reenact that shit in real life and thats dangerous
Is it ironic that I just used knots I learned in Boy Scouts to tie myself to my bed for another guy to fuck me?