I'm Justine, 18

andrope:

I added subtle sass.

andrope:

I added subtle sass.

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justanasshole:

Human Centipede: The Prequel

justanasshole:

Human Centipede: The Prequel

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dernsurely:

*ALEKSANDR INTENSIFIES*

dernsurely:

*ALEKSANDR INTENSIFIES*

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— My Therapist (via lifemakesmesad)
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(Source: mysticaljew)

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Gf: babe come over
Me: I'm eating garlic bread
Gf: I'm horny and my parents aren't home
Me: it's the kind that's covered in cheese
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(Source: runakvaed)

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sirobvious:

arrow-to-the-nii:

nohnoelle:

How To Train Your Humans

Give me a goddamn cup of coffee you shitty sunnuva fuckbasket.

$25

sirobvious:

arrow-to-the-nii:

nohnoelle:

How To Train Your Humans

Give me a goddamn cup of coffee you shitty sunnuva fuckbasket.

$25

(Source: epic-humor)

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50 shades of my puke if I ever have to see that movie

donatellavevo:

An icon never dies

donatellavevo:

An icon never dies

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professional-bird:

fucksubtle:

traceexcalibur:

I smell trouble brewing

Reformation 2: The Aliening

CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT POPE FRANCIS IS SO FRIKKIN CHILL THAT IF AN ALIEN WALKED IN TO THE VATICAN HE WOULDN’T EVEN FREAK OUT HE’D JUST BE LIKE “SUP DUDE LETS GO GET YA SOME JESUS” 

Reblogged from: elsathesnowqueens via posted by: traceexcalibur

godsmangina:

mum I don’t need “the talk” I’ve played the sims i know how babies r made

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trendingly:

When people act like drinking tea makes them superior to others

image

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slugzone:

theres a giant burning orb in the sky and it can burn your flesh, it can give you diseases, it can kill you, looking directly at it causes physical pain, and we all think this is okay. we like this orb.  we like to go outside and lie around on our backs when this orb is in the sky. children draw cute pictures of this levitating death orb with a smiley face on it. what is wrong with us

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tyleroakley:

tiktok-itsaclock:

fiftyshadesofugly:

We just got our yearbooks and these are my fav quotes

I KEPT THINKING I HAD A FAVORITE AND THEY JUST KEPT GETTING BETTER AND BETTER

senior quotes are the new text post

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